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Fmylife, MylifeisAverage and MylifeisG
I recently stumbled over a website, fmylife (that is fuckmylife or FML in short), where people all over the world post short comments on just a few sentences why their life sucks. Some are just funny, while some really make you loose faith in humanity. So beware, FML is not for the light-hearted. I have included some of the best (or worse) comments below, you be the judge whether to visit FML or not. 
“Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn’t home since I couldn’t bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML”
“Today, I looked down to see a tiny spider crawling on the inside of my leg, very close to my crotch. When I tried to brush it off, it only flew a couple inches because it was making a web between my legs. Even a spider knew that it’s been awhile. FML”
“Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn’t want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML”
“Today, my girlfriend of 8 years attempted to explain to me how the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a BS in Biology and a MS in Anthropology and I am working on my Phd and she thinks I am being an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML”
“Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family’s funeral home business. FML”
Luckily fmylife has two sister pages, mylifeisaverage (MLIA in short) and mylifeisg (mylifeisgreat or MLIG in short). All three sites combined seems to cover the whole span of people’s opinion of their lives, written in a humorous way. Obviously MLIA is a site where people post comments on why their life is average, and MLIG somewhere people post their comments on why their life is great. MLIA leaves you much lighter at heart than FML and is in my opinion the site where you are left less “messed up” compared to FML and MLIG. Below are some MLIA comments.
“Today, I realized that since switching from an avid FML reader to an avid MLIA reader, my life has seemed a lot less terrible, and a lot more average. Needless to say, I’m pleased with the trade-off. MLIA.”
“Today, my friend asked why I was so slow in replying on msn. I told her I was doing homework at the same time, but actually it’s just really hard to type when you’ve taped your hands up like a dinosaur. MLIA”
“Today, I was in the mood to hear a certain song, and when I put my iPod on shuffle it went straight to it. I said, “Whoa, iPod! Can you read my mind or something?” The next song was called ‘I Can.’ I am genuinely terrified. MLIA.”
“Today, my girlfriend and I just finished moving into our big new house that my grandparents gave us.There was one room left that we couldn’t find a use for. We filled it with pillows and foam swords for forts. I’m going to get an engagement ring tomorrow. MLIA”
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Free, online browser-games that deserve credit
First, I got to admit that I have never been a fan of online, in-browser flash games. Even though I have spent many breaks between classes at high school playing around on the Norwegian site 123spill.no. It’s probably because I have pretty high standards to games, especially to its graphics and “cleverness”. I like puzzle games which don’t have a timer, and provides intricate levels where you really have to think to solve it.
Still, through the years I’ve come across a few free online games I really think deserves credit. Some of the games contain great (though simple) graphics which is crucial for me to even enjoy looking at something more than five seconds. Other games are more clever and good at keeping the challenges.. well.. challenging and fun.
“Oil Panic” – move and react fast!
A typical level of Oil Panic
It’s rare that I enjoy an arcade game, where time matters. “Oil Panic” is one. It’s a very old game and I’m suprised that it’s still active. It’s in Norwegian, but you don’t need to know more than using the arrowkeys to move left, right and down and Space bar to retreat the oil drill. The goal is to gather all blue drops (presumably oil drops) in the level. The challenge lies in the enemies (in form of flames, red stars or other things) that suddenly appears at the border’s edge and move horizontally. The only way to kill them is by hitting them with the drill head – if they hit your extended pipe you die. That means that even though the drill head is picking up drops way at the bottom, if an enemy appears in the upper rows, you need to climb all the way back up before it hits your pipe and then climb back down again. Special walls and items appear in the later levels, as well as faster enemies and shorter time to react.
“Shift” – think in black and white
A Shift 1 level with a reference to Portal
There are now four “Shift”(s?), but i prefer the first two, “Shift 1” and “Shift 2“. These games don’t consist of many levels, but have a clever gimmick. The game is in black and white for a reason, because pressing Shift inverts the board. Otherwise it appears as a platform-game where you move and jump your way to the exit door. Reaching keys, switches and avoiding spikes have never been as challenging as in “Shift”. The games got humor too, including several obvious references to the great game Portal. I haven’t played “Shift 3” or “Shift 4” as much mostly because the last game runs on a timer.
“Fragger” – ninjahunting with grenades!
A typical Fragger level
I recently discovered “Fragger“, which is basically the traditional Tank Wars dressed up as throwing grenades killing ninjas in a more “urban” setting. You can set your angle and velocity using your mouse, and click to throw a grenade. You only have a limited amount of grenades, but unlimited retries at all levels. “Fragger” consist of 30 creative and challenging levels, where not only adjusting the angle and velocity is crucial for completion. When you have completed all 30 levels, you can play them again using a harder difficulty level.
“Orisinal” games – just cute
A selection of Orisinal games
Games created at “Orisinal” is not really games per se. They are more pleasurable for the eye than actually providing you challenges. The site provides no less than 60 individual games, all in the same style. Each game consists of really just one simple challenge, e.g. stack pigs in order to reach floating muffins high up in the air, or control a squirrel hunting for apples. What really attracts me is their beautiful appearance. My favourite games are the jumping rabbit in “Winterbells” and stacking pigs in “These Little Pigs“.
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Extreme Sheeping (for laughs)
These herders and their dogs got some serious skill in herdsheeping! Animation of a big walking sheep, ping pong among others. Don’t miss the sheep-fireworks at the end.
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50 reasons to date a geek
Being a geek myself, and having dated geeks, I really enjoyed reading 50 reasons to date a geek. 
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Jim Carrey imitating Caruso from CSI Miami
I’m actually just testing a new plugin that displays (and plays) youtube videos directly in the blog.
Jim Carrey making an excellent imitation of David Caruso from CSI Miami!
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Cutest game ever!
Screenshot from Winterbells
Go play Winterbells online.
Control a (cute) bunny and get as high as you can by jumping upwards on falling winter bells! Great time killer while winter approaches.
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